Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Coming soon...Photography Class (how to take really great photographs!)



Have you ever wondered why all your photographs suck? Have you ever wondered why your holiday snaps are as lame as a lump of drippy bat droppings?
Well here it is...Everything you've always wanted to know about your camera and photography but have been too f***ing lazy or too stupid to ask i.e. what do all these buttons mean (specially suited for members of the female species). As well as more advanced stuff for the nerds out there:

1) What's all this 'shutter speed' malarky
2) Aperture??
3) Should I give a toss about 'exposure'?
4) ISO, white balance and depth of field
5) Types of lenses and focal lengths
6) The art of composition and the rule of thirds
7) Colour or black and white?
8) Exactly what is it that makes a photograph great?
9) And other highly pertinent stuff that I'm too lazy to think of right now...