What do a 10,000 year old relic gathering dust in the British Museum archives, a strange topographical depression in the Mangla Dam area of Kashmir, the mysterious death of world renowned archaeologist Dr Von Nutterboffin and a local village elder called Mr Sardar Jee Ghulab-Jamun (purveyor of syrupy balls and see-er of Djinns) have in common?
Well not much until a dashing super-sleuth connects the dots that link these clues to solve the pre-eminent mystery of modern times: ‘Where do Homo Kashmiri’s come from?’ (Not to mention drinking many Lattes on the way).
Find out soon…
Book review:
This is quite simply the best story you’ll ever read. Ever. Look. Forget reading anything else ever again yeah. Just read this. This is the dogs’ bollocks. I mean it.
Literary review:
Not since young William Shakespeare, has the English Language been graced with such brilliance. I am a fan. Nuff said.
Times Higher Education Supplement:
This should be recommended reading in all the syllabuses throughout all the English schools, on this planet. It burns like a candle illuminating all the crap that currently adorns the WH Smith bestseller list
The authors mother:
I know he is my son so I will try to be impartial and unbiased.
To all the writers that have ever lived and those that are yet to be born…don’t bother. Cos ya’ll pathetic when compared to the talents of my son. As a mother I say buy this book…please, make a proud mother happy and a talented son rich. Don’t be stingy borrowing it from the library or off a mate! Buy it!
God:
er...I’m screwed…
