Interviewer: [escorts the nautch girl back into the interview]: Look I'm sorry about the misunderstanding. Please, I have a few more questions. You will be adequately compensated. I promise. We like to look after our guests
Rani: [sighs and sits grumpily back down]
Interviewer: so you mentioned something about Superflys nipple. Please elaborate?
Rani: I already said. He had none. He had no nipples. Not even one. First time I'd seen it too. Shocked me an all! Though I only saw this after we had fuc...er made love
Interviewer: well, this is rather strange I admit. But please do continue. What happened after?
Rani: wot after we had made love the second time?
Interviewer: you did it twice?
Rani: Yes. Why you got a problem with that mister? At least some can keep their pecker up [giggles]
Interviewer: [shifts uncomfortably in his seat] yes, ok. what did you do after you had had sex the second time around?
Rani: well we washed. Scrubbed each other down. I washed and dried him, and then I blew him off
Interviewer: blew him off?
Rani: [Giggles] yes, blew him off. You know fellatio?
Interviewer: fellatio? isn't that that Admiral Nelson fellow?
Rani: who? what are you talking about?! I know nothing about admiral people and things. Look, I put his cock in my mouth and sucked him off
Interviewer: [eyes about to pop out his head, he shifts uncomfortably in his chair and crosses his legs]
Rani: [Giggles] wots UP mister? my filthy talk given you a hard one?!
Interviewer: [ignoring her] So what happened after?
Rani: well, not much. He said something funny though. He said, and i'm trying to remember his words but they were like: "Honey you are the best bang since the big one. A better blow then [Rani ad hocs] some Blow-Whale from some planet Felanteen" or something stupid like that
Interviewer: [muses] and then what happened?
Rani: I think he was drunk because then he asked me, looking straight into my eyes, whether I wanted to go with him on some intergalactic cruise?
Interviewer: [arches his eyebrows]
Rani: He was obviously off his head, but because he was looking at me so seriously, I didn't make fun. I just giggled and smiled back
Interviewer: so you didn't say anything?
Rani: what was there to say? The guy was obviously loopy. But [Rani reminiscing] he was sweet. Loopy but sweet!
Interviewer: and then?
Rani: he just paid me. Then grabbed his clothes, put em on, and left. And that was it. Didn't see him again. Well, actually before he left he said: 'see you in another life honey'
Interviewer: ok, so from the whole experience. If there was one thing that stands out what would it be? What do you remember most vividly?
Rani: [ponders] Vividly? That's a big word ain't it [giggles]. Well apart from the business with the nipples and all, there is one thing that sticks out when I look back
Interviewer: Yes?
Rani: Well, to be honest I feel not sure talking about it because it is kinda personal you know. Something me and Superfly shared together and not for others to know
Interviewer: look you will be adequately compensated for whatever information you divulge
Rani: [playing with her fingers] Divulge? you do like using big words don't you mister! [giggles]. Ok, well if there's one thing that sticks out, you know what I remember most then it's that...
Interviewer: Yes?
Rani: he had
Interviewer: Yes!
Rani: a big one [giggles]
[Pause]
Interviewer: [crosses his legs again] you certainly know how to make men feel inadequate don't you?
*****[Interview over]*****
