The exciting 3rd installment of the Knob Trilogy...cumming soon.
Find out what happens when our Knob Hero (me) meets the charismatic 'K3' in the Horse and Hound Ale House in Islington, North London...will they get on and raise their knobs in salute? or are we gonna see a cock fight?
Will our protagonist (me) manage to hitch a ride to the Andromeda Galaxy?
Will our dastardly, courageous, ravishingly handsome, sex-bomb of a knob (me) get to frequent the bawdy taverns and boudoirs of Knob City? (in the name of knob research)
Will our hero (me) discover the startling truth about his 'spontaneous knob awareness'?
...and the question long exercising the minds of my (cultured and educated) readers:
'Will we finally see some knob action?'
Find out in a knob blog near you soon...
Some spiel on the Chartered Knob Club for Non-Members
The Chartered Knob Club (of Earth) was set up in the Cayman Islands under Royal Charter in early 2006. Her Majesty, in furnishing the royal charter, acknowledged the need for an exclusive organisation for like-minded and socially sophisticated Knobs. The Chartered Knob Club currently enjoys the membership of approximately half a dozen male members and a couple of honorary 'Knobettes' (female knobs) and is currently ranked 3rd in the world in a recent survey of average member IQ and ranked 2nd for member satisfaction (The Chartered Knitting club is ranked 1st for member satisfaction but only because their members enjoy a life-times supply of knitted cardigans).
The Installation of the 'Knobamatic 2000' in our headquarters will hopefully increase member satisfaction scores to 1st place. The Knobamatic 2000 is a revolutionary new vacuam suction device, designed by the Swiss Company 'Sukker UnLimited' and will provide instant knob relief for knobs in stress.
Privileges of membership of the Chartered Knob Club are many (which I won't list out here) but suffice it is to say, that membership is supremely exclusive (we don't just pick any knob off the street).
If you would like to becum a member please send a letter explaining why you feel you are a knob to the following email address: duluxdreams@hotmail.com
