Wednesday, October 31, 2007

On the origins of Homo Kashmiri (update)

The research paper : 'On the Anthropology and Origins of Homo Kashmiri' has been submitted for peer review. The research paper itself emcompasses data from a pot pouri of disciplines (some more disciplined then others) such as biochemistry, anthropology, archaeology, behavioural science, history, poetry, science fiction writing, and even takes some inspiration from the 'Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy' - that great repository of loonydom.

The research paper will be published after it has been carefully examined, dissected, pulled apart, put back together again, attacked with a microscope, bludgeoned with a hammer, drowned in sulphuric acid, and generally subjected to the toughest tests academia has to offer. If after such pedantic vetting procedures anything remains of this seminal piece of scientific research and beautiful prose writing, then it shall be published here.

The peer review is currently being carried out by the greatest minds and poets the world has ever known...many of whom are unable to function in polite society and are currently based in the 'Chesterfield care-home for the psychologically impaired'.