People always ask me, how to travel
I say to them:
Before you set off, first ask yourselves:
why is it - you wish to travel?
For if you come back - after your travels
to the same man, as before you left,
then the people you met,
and the things you saw,
Why it was all a lie! On real travels you did not set...
People always ask me, how to find a wife
I say to them:
Go to a wedding, and find the bride
Stand next to her best friend; and to whom say:
Will you be mine tonight? Babe?
If she slaps you hard, with impunity
Do not worry friend, they'll come another opportunity
But if she looks at you, with sticky-butter eyes
She is yours man, yours all for tonight!
People always ask me, how to be cool
I say to them:
Stop asking people - how to be cool
If you are, you will know it,
If you're not, relax dude! Smoke a joint - Don't worry!
People always ask me, the meaning of life
I say to them:
Take a candle, into the deepest night
If you see more, then the candle illuminates:
Then you already know, the secret of life
People always ask me, how to be happy
I say to them:
Laugh a lot, even if the jokes - are really really crappy
People always ask me, what I'm saying?
I say to them:
Fuck knows! - I'm just kinda prayin'
